My car sounds like an overgrown rat being beaten to death. It looks nice, and finally runs nice again, but my brake pads are worn about as thin as the ice that Obama jumps on frequently. I first noticed an eerie yelp f…

I was driving home and I noticed that there had been a car following me for a couple of turns. Coincidence? Maybe. Being two o'clock in the morning on new years day, I didn't want to take the chance that this was some w…